Cops Drive Fords

from SUPER BLOOD WOLF MOON by Banquet Party

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so this one time i was driving to class
& this guy was riding up my ass
should i breakcheck him or play it cool?
well i was a little stoned,
so i let it go
but when i saw that blue emblem
i shoulda known.
cops drive fords.
i’ve seen them in chevys yeah
& they still drive crown vics
& everybody knows that motorcycle cops are dicks.
but across the board,
you can usually be sure
cops drive fords.
so he pulled me over,
there i sat on the shoulder
just tryna sneak some drops into my eyes
he said “you’re going way too slow,
& that’s some stinky smoke”
but cottonmouth betrayed me when i tried to tell him “no”
so now i’m sitting in the backseat of a ford.
i’ve seen them in chevys yeah
& they still drive crown vics
& everybody knows that motorcycle cops are dicks.
but across the board,
you can usually be sure
cops drive fords.
there’s a moral to this tale.
listen here & listen well
to my fellow stoners,
my story i will tell.
if it’s the end of the month,
& you’re driving with a blunt...
don’t. cause cops drive fords
ive seen them in chevys yeah
& they still drive crown vics
& everybody knows that cops are full of shit.
but across the board,
you can usually be sure
cops drive fords.

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from SUPER BLOOD WOLF MOON, released January 28, 2019

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